Dear

The ( Name of Product ) I purchased from you on May 15, 1986 turned
out to be quite a disappointment. While it looked the same
as the one I saw in your commercial, it did not perform in
the same way.

Following the instructions, I placed an onion in its proper
position and pushed down on the mincer, which immediately
bent out of shape. I experienced the same problem when I
attempted to dice a carrot.

Therefore, I am returning the ( Name of Product ) to you and ask that
you issue me a full refund. I am not interested in receiving
a replacement.